All Song Titles
- (Hey, Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song?
- (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or A Day At The Beach With Pedro & Man
- (I’ve Fallen In Love With My) Right Hand
- (We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
- (You Ain’t Nothin’ But A) Hound Dog
- 800 Pound Jesus
- 9 Coronas
- 99 Dead Baboons
- 99 Words For Boobs
- A Loan Again, Naturally
- A Million Light Beers Ago
- A Tale Of The Ticker
- A Terrorist Christmas
- Abstain With Me
- Ahab the Arab
- Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Women)
- Ain’t No Trash in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out
- Ain’t No UFO Gonna Beat My Diesel
- Aliens Really Stink
- All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
- All I Want From You is Away
- All My Exes Live in Texas
- All My Favorite Drunks Have Given Up Drinkin’
- All The Guys That Turn Me On Turn Me Down
- Alley Oop
- Although You’re Thirty, I Still Think You’re Purty
- Am I Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart?
- An Orange Is Nothing But a Juicy Pumpkin
- And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
- Another One Rides The Bus
- Another Puff
- Another Surge of Pacific Moisture
- Are You Drinkin’ with Me, Jesus?
- Are You On The Top 40 Of The Lord?
- Army Careers
- At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
- Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
- Baby I’m Dead
- Baby Likes Burping
- Baby, Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Bad Haircut
- Bad Influence
- Bad Liver and a Broken Heart
- Bagpipes – That's My Bag
- Bald Guys
- Ballad of Ben Gay
- Ballad Of The Big Buffet
- Banana Oil
- Banned From Argo
- Bark Along With Cody
- Bats In My Belfry
- Be Kind To The Animals
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- Bear Shelves
- Beer Gut
- Beer Is Better Than Women
- Big Mouth Strikes Again
- Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears
- Black Eyed Susan Brown
- Blue Man In A Red State
- Bobbledy Breasts
- Boobs a Lot
- Booger
- Bounce Your Boobies
- Bride Stripped Bare
- Bridget the Midget
- Brownies For Breakfast
- Bubba Shot the Jukebox
- Bubba the Wine Connoisseur
- Bubba’s Inconvenience Store
- Bulbous Bouffant
- but but but
- Butt Floss Girl
- Butt Scootin’ Doggie
- C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
- Caffeine
- Carmen Miranda’s Ghost
- Carrot Juice Is Murder
- Cellular Degeneration
- Cheerleaders On Drugs
- Chevy In Heaven
- Chocolate Anaconda
- Christmas at Ground Zero
- Christmas Dragnet
- Christmas Wrapping
- Cletus McHicks and His Band from the Sticks
- Co-Dependency
- Coffee Girl
- Concrete Jungle Boy
- Corduroy Pants
- Coroner And Knives
- Count To Ten
- Cow Cow Blues
- Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
- Cow Cow Strut
- Crayfish
- Creation Science Polka
- Cupid's Trash Truck
- Dachshunds With Erections Can’t Climb Stairs
- Daddy’s Money
- Daffy Duck’s Rhapsody
- Davy's Dinghy
- Day I Tried to Teach Charlene Machenzie How to Drive
- Dead Elephant Dance
- Dead Rappers
- Dead Skunk
- Dementia Revolution
- Der Fuehrer’s Face
- Deteriorata
- Did I Shave My Legs for This?
- Dig
- Digging Machine
- Disco Duck
- Disco Toilet
- Django’s Waffle Apparatus
- Do The Picard
- Do You Love As Good As You Look
- Doctor Of Dementia
- Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)
- Does This Make Me Gay?
- Does This Shop Stock Shot Socks With Spots?
- Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
- Dog with Plastic Stomach
- Doin’ The Incontinence Rag
- Don't Boogie Woogie (When You Say Your Prayers Tonight)
- Don't Go Down to the Fallout Shelter (With Anyone Else But Me)
- Don't Go into the Lion’s Cage Tonight
- Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer
- Don’t All The Girls Look Prettier At Closing Time
- Don’t Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
- Don’t Come Home A-Drinkin’ With Lovin’ On Your Mind
- Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs
- Don’t Eat the Special
- Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don’t Give Me A Plastic Saddle ‘Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
- Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most
- Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
- Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself
- Don’t Squeeze My Sharmon
- Don’t Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
- Double Bubble Day
- Double Parked Heart
- Doug
- Dr. Psyche, The Cut-Rate Head-Shrinker
- Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You
- Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)
- Dueling Tubas
- Dumbledore
- Dumptruck
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Dysfunctional Family Reunion
- E-Mail Legends
- Earache My Eye
- Earn Hollywood Earn
- Eat All The Old People
- Eat It
- Ebonically
- Eddie’s Apartment
- Eleven Saints
- Elvis Is Everywhere
- Elvis Was A Narc
- Enhanced Florence Henderson
- Eskimo
- Ever Since I Said “I Do,” There’s a Lot of Things You Don’t
- Every Time I See A Pig (I Think Of You)
- Every Time You Stifle A Sneeze
- Everybody Wants My Fanny
- Everything I Do (I Do With William Shatner)
- Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapist
- Existential Blues
- Existential Blues Pt. Too?
- f Today Was A Fish, I’d Throw It Back In
- F. People
- Fart In An Elevator
- Fast Food
- Fast Food Vampire
- Father-Dad-Poppa
- Feelin’ Single and Drinkin’ Doubles
- First House
- Fish Eat Sleep
- Fish Heads
- Flying Saucer
- Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
- Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
- Four Years Of High School Spanish
- Frank’s Not In The Band Anymore
- Fred, The Chicken Queen
- Freddie Feel Good (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band)
- Freeze Dried Fido
- Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent
- From the Indies to the Andies in His Undies
- Front Loader
- Frosty the Dope Man
- Full Drawers, Empty Arms
- Get Drunk and Be Somebody
- Get Drunk with Dignity
- Get Off The Phone
- Get Off The Phone And Drive
- Get Off The Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars Is For The Beer)
- Get That Gasoline Blues
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- Gettin’ Good At Bein’ Bad
- Ghost In The Trailer
- Giant Spiders
- Girls Don’t Fart
- Git Up Off’ The Floor Hannah (A Bitter New Year’s Eve)
- Gitarzan
- God Told Me To Rob The 7-11
- God Was Drunk When He Made Me
- Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
- Goofin’ On The Job
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta
- Great Idea For A Song
- Gridlock Christmas
- Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
- Günther Packs a Stiffy
- Hamster Love
- Hanukkah Homeboy
- Hanukkah Rocks
- Happy Hour (Is the Saddest Time of the Day)
- Happy Whatever You’re Having
- Harley-Davidson Polka
- Harry the Hairy Ape
- Harry's Jockstrap
- Has Anybody Seen Our Cat?
- Have Some Madeira, M’Dear
- He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)
- He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk
- He’s Got A Way With Women And He Just Got Away With Mine
- Heartattack and Vine
- Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
- Hell Stays Open All Night
- Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!
- Hello, My Chicken Thinks He’s a Dog
- Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind
- Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here's Louie with the Sports
- Here’s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- HermAphrodite
- Hey Darling, Can I Buy You a Taco?
- Hey Phantom Menace!
- High Cost of Low Living
- High School Gym
- Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow
- Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again
- Hold On, I’ve Got To Take This
- Hooray for Captain Spaulding
- Hot Point, Warm Heart
- Hot Rod Lincoln
- How 'Bout We Take Our Pants Off And Relax?
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
- How Can You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been a Liar All My Life?
- How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come Around)?
- How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me
- How The Grinch Stole Chanukah
- Hugo (The Human Cannonball)
- I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- I Am Cow
- I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
- I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me
- I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name
- I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
- I Can’t Sing
- I Can’t Take Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car
- I Don’t Do Floors
- I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
- I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart
- I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
- I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus
- I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
- I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
- I Get Weird
- I Got Friends in Low Places
- I Got In at 2 With a 10 And Woke Up at 10 With a 2
- I Got Mail
- I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
- I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
- I Got Through Everything (But The Door)
- I Gotta Get a Fake I.D.
- I Guess I Had Your Leavin’ Coming
- I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love
- I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
- I Kissed Her On the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You
- I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock & Roll)
- I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
- I Like Beer
- I Like My Women (A Little On The Trashy Side)
- I Like Your Skin
- I Live In A Split Level Head
- I Lost Freida On The Freeway
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Love My Cookies
- I Made Up The Title, You Make Up The Song
- I Married Her Because She Looks Like You
- I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain’t Used Up
- I Meant Every Word That He Said
- I Need Your Help Barry Manilow
- I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"
- I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot
- I Peed In The Pool
- I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
- I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love
- I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even
- I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
- I Wanna Fried Pie
- I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas
- I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
- I Want Sex
- I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left
- I Was Born About Ten Million Songs Ago
- I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady With A ‘Honk If You Love Jesus’ Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car
- I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
- I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence
- I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
- I Went To Bed At 2 With A 10 (And Woke Up This Morning At 10 With A 2)
- I Wish I Were
- I Wish I Were A Lesbian
- I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
- I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love
- I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight
- I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
- I'm My Own Grandpa
- I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night
- I’d Be Better Off In a Pine Box
- I’d Like to Check You For Ticks
- I’d Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads
- I’d Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy)
- I’d Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
- I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
- I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
- I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
- I’m a Kid Who Loves to Eat
- I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
- I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
- I’m Goin’ Ugly Early Tonight
- I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
- I’m Gonna Keep My Hair Parted
- I’m Gonna Put A Bar In The Back Of My Car And Drive Myself To Drink
- I’m Happy They Took You Away, Ha-Haaa!
- I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- I’m In Love With My Little Red Tricycle
- I’m Just An Old Chunk Of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be A Diamond Someday)
- I’m Just Your Mom
- I’m My Own Grandpaw
- I’m Not A Girl
- I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
- I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care
- I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
- I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Almost Like You’re Here
- I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving
- I’m The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
- I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- I’ve Got Tears In My Ears (From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You)
- I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back
- I’ve Heard That Tear Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go
- I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse
- Ice Box Man
- Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme
- If 10% Is Good Enough for Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough for Uncle Sam)
- If Drinkin’ Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will
- If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You
- If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
- If I Ain’t Got It, You Don’t Need It
- If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I Can’t Sell It I’ll Keep Sittin’ On It (Before I Give It Away)
- If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen
- If I Had To Do It All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You
- If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
- If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me
- If I’d Killed You When I Wanted To, I’d be Out of Jail By Now
- If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me
- If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
- If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets, He’d Have A Ball In Mine
- If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I’d Cry All Night Long
- If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
- If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
- If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
- If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me
- If You Can’t Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
- If You Can’t Bite, Don’t Growl
- If You Can’t Feel It (It Ain’t There)
- If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
- If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
- If You Don’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Someone Who Will
- If You Got The Money, Honey, I Got The Time
- If You Leave Me I’m Gone
- Immigration
- In Heaven There Is No Beer
- Inbred Locals
- Inka Dinka Doo
- Inner Thoughts
- Insane And The Brain
- Invasion of the Chrome Fish People
- Iranian Uranium
- Is It Cold In Here, Or Is It Just You?
- It Ain’t Easy Being Easy
- It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad
- It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
- It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me
- It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
- It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
- It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long
- It's Hard to Say No When You've Got a Gun to My Head
- It's So Hard to Stumble (When You're Down on Your Knees)
- It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere
- It’s A Gas
- It’s a P.M.S. Kind Of Day
- It’s Alive
- It’s Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am
- It’s Great To Be A Mortician
- It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
- It’s So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas
- Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
- Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again
- Jack, You’re Dead
- Janet Reno
- Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
- Jiggle The Handle!
- Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
- Junk Food Junkie
- Just 5 Minutes
- K-Mart Blue Light Special
- Keep Chewing Your Hair
- Kill The Wabbit
- King Tut
- Last Will And Temperament
- Laundry
- Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
- Learn How To Drive!
- Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me
- Legendary Chicken Fairy
- Lesbians On TV
- Let Me Make You Smile In Bed
- Let’s All Get Demented
- Let’s Blow Up The Tow Truck
- Let’s Cuddle Up In My Security Blanket
- Let’s Do Something Cheap and Superficial
- Let’s Get Branded
- Let’s Spend the Rent Polka
- Lie Lie Lie
- Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)
- Lightbulb Hat
- Like “Pink” But Not Quite
- Liposuction
- Little Blue Riding Hood
- Livin’ La Vida Broka
- Lizard And Fish
- Looking Better Every Beer
- Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
- Lumberjack Song
- Making Love in a Subaru
- Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
- Mama's in the Sky With Elvis
- March Of The Cuckoos
- Marching Off To Bedlam
- Martha Goes Camping
- Martian Hop
- Masochism Tango
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- Me Like Hockey
- Mediocre Mama
- Medley Of Heartwarming Worm Songs
- Meet Me By The Ice House Lizzie
- Menopause
- Meow, Meow, Meow
- Minnie The Moocher
- Mississippi Squirrel Revival
- Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
- Moose in My House
- Moose Turd Pie
- Morris The Moose
- Mr. Ghost Goes To Town
- Mr. Jaws
- Mutant Cows
- My Baby Packed Up My Mind and Left Me
- My Bologna
- My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner
- My Clone Is An Idiot
- My Dead Dog Rover
- My Ding-A-Ling
- My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Favorite Record
- My Give-A-Damn's Busted
- My Hair Had a Party Last Night
- My Jeans Are Too Tight
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Lips Want To Stay (But My Heart Wants To Go)
- My Mama Likes the Feel of Cottage Cheese
- My Mother Is My Sister, Wife and Cousin
- My Name Is Larry
- My Name Is Not Merv Griffin
- My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You
- My Son, the Vampire
- My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna (But My Wisdom Tooth Says No)
- My Wife Left Town with a Banana
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots
- Nanook Rubs It
- Nashville Drive-By
- Nashville Rash
- Nasty Onion Juice Boy
- Nature Trail to Hell
- Never Date A Musician
- Never Marry a Nurse
- No News, Or What Killed The Dog
- No Way, Conway (I Ain’t Gonna Twitty Tonight)
- Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus
- Normal
- North End of a Southbound Mule
- Occasional Wife
- Ode To Playboy
- Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
- Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You
- Old Keith Richards
- On the Shoulders of Freaks
- One Can Short of a Six-Pack
- One Day When You Swing That Skillet My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There
- One Meatball
- One Note Song
- One Piece at a Time
- Oral Hygeine
- Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
- Overlonely And Underkissed
- Pachelbel (Live at AlCon)
- Papa Woody
- Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned
- Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
- Party at the Prune Farm
- Party In The Parkin’ Lot
- Party In Your Pants
- Patrick The Spoiler
- Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg
- Penguin On The Telly
- Perfect Egg Salad Every Time
- Peter Percival Patterson’s Pet Pig Porky
- Peter The Meter Reader
- Phantom Of The Opry
- Photogenic, Schizophrenic You
- Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
- Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down
- Pico and Sepulveda
- Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death
- Please Bypass This Heart
- Please Don't Make Us Sing This Song
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
- Polka Dot Undies
- Poultry Promenade
- Psychic Voicemail Hotline
- Pull My Finger
- Quidditch Ball Wizard
- Quit Your Bitchin’
- Rainbow’s End (The Generic Irish Song)
- Re: Your Brains
- Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah
- Really Safe Sex
- Red Solo Cup
- Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
- Reinstalling Windows
- Renting
- Resthome Arizona
- Road Kill
- Rock ‘n’ Roll Doctor
- Rub-A-Dub-Dub
- Rubber Biscuit
- Run For The Roundhouse Nellie (He Can’t Corner You There)
- Russian Bandstand
- Russian Roulette with a Condom
- Rusty Chevrolet
- Santa’s Lament
- Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
- Save The Beer
- Say Cheese
- School Cafeteria
- Second Week Of Deer Camp
- Sensitive New Age Guys From the Bush
- Serenade To A Maid
- Sex ‘n’ Violence
- Shaving Cream
- She Came In Through the Bathroom Window
- She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
- She Dropped me in Denver So I Had a Whole Mile to Fall
- She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
- She Grabbed My Coconuts
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She Ran Away With a Rodeo Clown
- She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy
- She’s A Guy
- She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles
- She’s Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear
- She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
- She’s Got The Rhythm (And I Got The Blues)
- She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.
- Short People
- Silo Inferno
- Silvia’s Mother
- Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart
- Singing in the Bathtub
- Sioux City Sue
- Skillet Full of Crisco
- Slap ‘Er Down Again Paw
- Smells Like Nirvana
- Smoke Two – Joints
- Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette)
- Smoker’s March
- Smut
- Some of My Friends are Aliens
- Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
- Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best
- Song Of The Sewer
- South Park Junkie
- Soylent Green Blues
- Spaceships To The Rescue
- Spam
- Spot
- Squirrels
- Star Trekkin’
- Star Trip
- Stardrek
- Stealing Like A Hobbit
- Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
- Stop Talkin’ About Comic Books Or I’ll Kill You
- Stop The Cavalry
- Stranded in the Jungle
- Strange Departures
- Stress
- Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot
- Stroke It
- Stupid
- Stupid Day Job
- Suicide Hotline
- Surfin’ Bird
- Sushi Baby
- Swedish Western
- Swift Kick In The Rear
- Swing That Gospel Axe
- Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
- T’Ain’t No Sin (To Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around In Your Bones)
- Take Me Down
- Talk Like A Pirate Day
- Taxation Nation
- Teeth Clenched
- Tennessee Bird Walk
- Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
- Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
- Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You
- That's What You Get With People Like That on Cruises Like These
- That’s Mathematics
- The Annoying Song
- The Bacon for Tomorrow’s Breakfast
- The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
- The Ballad of Paris Hilton
- The Battle of Kookamonga
- The Bertha Butt Boogie
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Birthmark Henry Thompson Talks About
- The Carbon Cycle
- The Check’s In The Mail
- The Chipmunk Song
- The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
- The Coffee Song
- The Cover of “Rolling Stone”
- The Cowgirl Song
- The Credit Card Song
- The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus and Me
- The Day The Data Died
- The Deodorant Song
- The Eggplant That Ate Chicago
- The First Redneck on the Internet
- The Freckle Song
- The Gun Ain’t Loaded But I Am
- The Guy Who Doesn’t Know Things
- The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
- The Kids Are Finally Asleep
- The Knuckle Song
- The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”
- The Legend Of Leslie, The Lesbian Lizard Of Lore
- The Little Blue Man
- The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
- The Martha Stewart Gene
- The Martian Boogie
- The Mummy
- The NASCAR Song
- The Nuts On My Family Tree
- The One That Doesn’t Suck So Bad
- The People Who Live In Your Apartment Building Singing Song
- The Periodic Table of the Elements Song
- The Phantom Windbreaker
- The Piddlin’ Pup
- The Pint Of No Return
- The Place Where The Nuts Hunt The Squirrels
- The Pretty Little Dolly
- The Purple People Eater
- The Robot Cat
- The Smallest Thing Known to Man
- The Smoke-Off
- The Sounds Of Sinus
- The Spongy Dance
- The Stalker
- The Starbucks Of County Down
- The Streak
- The Thing
- The Time Warp
- The Times They Haven’t Changed Much
- The True and Terrible Trials of Waldo the Dog
- The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
- The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
- The Vapor Carioca
- The Verb To Be
- The Vestibules
- The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
- The Window
- The Window Cleaner
- There’s A Tear In My Beer
- There’s Another Dumbass On The Mountain
- They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore
- They Don't Make Nun Names Like That No More
- They Don’t Wear Pants in the Southern Part of France
- They Look Alike, They Walk Alike
- They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
- They’re Here
- This Good Girl’s Gonna Go Bad
- This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
- This White Circle On My Finger Means We’re Through
- Thomas Cat
- Thorazine Shuffle
- Those Two Dreadful Children
- Three Drunk Newts
- Throw the Bums Out
- Ti Kwan Leep Boot To The Head
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
- Tight Fittin’ Jeans
- Timber, I’m Fallin’ In Love
- Too Dumb for NY, Too Ugly for LA
- Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
- Toxic Swamp
- Train Wreck Of Emotion
- Transfusion
- Troglodyte (Cave Man)
- Truck Drivin’ Cat With Nine Wives
- Twinkies And Ding Dongs
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth
- Two For One Coupon
- Uneasy Rider
- Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother
- Up Your Nose
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- Virgil And The $300 Vacation
- Waitin’ In Your Welfare Line
- Walk Out Backwards Slowly (So I’ll Think You’re Walking In)
- Walter Wart, The Freaky Frog
- Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart
- Warm Beer And Cold Kisses
- Warm Beer Cold Women
- Wax Covered Fuzzball
- We Got A Stick For That
- We Won’t Be Hearing “Always Late” Anymore
- We’re Rockin’ In The Rest Home
- We’ve Been Through Some Crappy Times Before
- Welcome To Dumpsville (Population You)
- Welcome To Me Everybody Loves Flintstones (Bedrock Women #12 & #35)
- Werewolves of London
- What If Your Butt Was Gone
- What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
- What It Was, It Was A Strip Club
- What Kind Of Cat Are You?
- What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me
- What Scares You?
- What’s Up Spock
- When Banana Skins Are Falling
- When I Was a Dinosaur
- When J. Edgar Hoover Wore A Dress
- When The Lightning Struck The Coon Creek Party Line
- When We Get Back To the Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town)
- When You’re Hot, You’re Hot
- Where Are You Spending Your Nights These Days
- Where Do My Socks Go?
- Whiskey for My Men) Beer for My Horses
- White Trash Husband
- Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine
- Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass?
- Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?
- Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
- Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
- Why Do We Write Songs We Don’t Understand?
- Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw
- Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?
- Why Should I Get Married When My Neighbor's Got a Wife
- Why Would Jesus Wear a Hat If It Were Sunny Where He Came From
- Wildwood Weed
- Will The Turtle Be Unbroken?
- Winning The War On Drugs
- Working Where The Sun Don’t Shine (The Colo-Rectal Surgeon’s Song)
- Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
- Would You Like Fries With That?
- Would You Like Some Cheese to Go with That Whine?
- Wreck of the Tennessee Gravy Train
- Wreck the Halls with Boughs of Holly
- Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny
- Yakety Yak
- Yard Sale
- Yard Sale
- Yodelin’ Satan
- You Ain’t Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin’)
- You Ain’t Woman Enough (To Take My Man)
- You Can Lock Me Up In Jail & Throw Away The Key, But You Can’t Keep My Face From Breaking Out
- You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
- You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven
- You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
- You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman
- You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Changed Your Name from Brown to Jones, and Mine from Brown to Blue
- You Don’t Know Jack
- You Don’t Take Your Showers
- You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
- You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
- You Done My Brain In
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You Have 257 Messages
- You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
- You Shot the TV But You Were Aiming at Me
- You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
- You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
- You Were Speeding
- You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
- You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go
- You’re A Cross I Can’t Bear
- You’re A Hamburger
- You’re A Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
- You’re Gonna To Ruin My Bad Reputation
- You’re Not Free & I’m Not Easy
- You’re Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without
- You’re So Mundane
- You’re the Hangnail in My Life
- You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- You’ve Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
- You’ve Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart
- Your Feet’s Too Big