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Murphy’s Laws
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Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
The Weather-Report Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers
Murphy’s Laws
Locker room
When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Appliances
Repairs
All generalizations are false.
Law of Generalizations
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Generalizations
No one is as ugly as their passport photo.
Parson's Law of Passports
Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
Ugly
Passports
Photographs
Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.
Sanders' Rumination
Games
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Less is more.
Michehl's Theorem
Murphy’s Laws
Every employee begins at his level of competence.
Peter's Hidden Postulate According to Godin
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Competence
Employees
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Corollary to the Ike Tautology
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Nostalgia
Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
Brown's Law of Business Success
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Paperwork
People don't change; they only become more so.
Law of Character and Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
People
Change
Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do
Shawn’s Observation
Shawn Holland
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Facebook
Shawn Holland
Twitter
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.
Law of the Letter
Communication
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Letters
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
Williams and Holland's Law
Beliefs
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Data
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Farnsdick's Corollary
Murphy’s Laws
There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.
McLean's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
People
Problems
Thinking
Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
Rozanne Weissman
public relations manager
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
People
Approval
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Perkin's Postulate
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Size
Strength
The customer is always ripe.
Peter’s Salesmanship Rule
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Shopping
Laurence J. Peter
If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”
Davis's Law
Headlines
Murphy’s Laws
Questions
How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.
Sprehe’s Discovery
Murphy’s Laws
Christopher Sprehe
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