Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 65)

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

All generalizations are false.

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Less is more.

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

People don't change; they only become more so.

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.


If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

The customer is always ripe.

If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.