Random One-Liners
(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
American professional golfer
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
English football player & manager
(1946 – ) filmmaker, actor & writer
stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Clint Eastwood is arriving… and here is Raquel Welch’s car… and here’s Alfred Hitchcar’s cock.