Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which speciified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind; Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Murphy’s Laws

You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Murphy’s Laws

It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.

Conflict Crime Death Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

Murphy’s Laws

The probability of arriving at the job site without a needed tool or with the wrong hardware are directly proportional with the square of the travel distance.
Corollary: You will always have what you need when the job is next to your shop.

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