Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

A little ignorance can go a long way.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

The first requisite of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Things

When you are right, be logical; when you are wrong, be-fuddle.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

Ideas Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

Murphy’s Laws People Self

1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.

Murphy’s Laws

I called my lawyer and said, ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He said, ‘What’s the second question?

Government Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

Ninety percent of “everything” is crud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships

The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Understanding

When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.

Murphy’s Laws

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A few months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

Murphy’s Laws

The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Music

If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Murphy’s Laws