Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Everybody wants to peel his own banana.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

There is an exception to all laws.

Murphy’s Laws

When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

Murphy’s Laws

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work