Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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Beauty times brains equals a constant.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Murphy’s Laws People

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The effectiveness of a politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The only important result of a meeting is agreement about next steps.

Murphy’s Laws

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing.

Murphy’s Laws

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Murphy’s Laws People Work

The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws