Subject: Age

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Age Children Family Past Young

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Age Hockey Old Sports

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age

I refuse to admit I'm more than 52, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

(1879 – 1964) British politician
Age Children Old

To an old man any place that’s warm is homeland.

(1868 – 1936) Russian writer & political activist
Age Old

The only good thing about [aging] is you’re not dead.

(1905 –1984) American playwright
Age Old

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Friends Misspokements People

Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.

Age Definitions

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Age Proverbs Young

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
Age Marriage Wives

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Age Children Emotions

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Appearance Body Old

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Old Situations Work

Say Satch, tell me, was Abraham Lincoln a crouch hitter?

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Age Baseball Old Sports

I’m now at the age where I’ve got to prove that I’m just as good as I never was.

(1908 – 1990) English actor
Age

Puberty: The awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.

Age Definitions

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re told to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Old

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

While you can only be young once, you can always be immature.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Age Young

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.

(106 BC – 43 BC) Roman philosopher, politician, lawyer, orator & political consul
Age Old