Subject: Age

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age Appearance Old People Women

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

stand-up comedian
Age Life

There are only two things a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and his mother’s age.

(1903 – 1998) American pediatrician & author
Age Children Family Health Mothers

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
Age Old

I’m like old wine; they don't bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.

(1890 – 1995) American philanthropist & wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.
Age Old

The older I get, the better I used to be.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Age Golf Old Sports

A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Age Reading/Writing

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer
Age

Puberty: The awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.

Age Definitions

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Divorce Insults Marriage

When I was in high school, a “drive-by shooting” meant someone had their rear end hanging out a car window!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Activities Age Young

To an old man any place that’s warm is homeland.

(1868 – 1936) Russian writer & political activist
Age Old

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Life Old

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

(1899 – 1987) American dancer, choreographer, singer, musician & actor
Age Old

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Old Science/Weather Sports

I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer
Age Books Old Reading/Writing

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted "Bingo!" counted as a yea or a nay.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Age Government Insults Old

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Age Old Shopping

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer
Age

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old