Subject: Time

Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
History Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour; I said, “the whole time.”

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Situations Time

The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.

(1908 – 1993) American composer, lyricist & writer
Characteristics Time

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist & lecturer
Money Time

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators… I left early.

(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Sex Time

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Accidents Autos History

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Characteristics Past Situations Time

Retirement: The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house.

Definitions Time Work

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Situations Time

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If I had my life to live over, I wouldn't have time.

(1936 – 1992) singer, songwriter, musician & actor
Life People Self Time

Norm: I wish I had time for a hobby.
Cliff: Norm, you’ve got time to make your own coal.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Time TV/Movie Quotes

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America History Misspokements Places

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
History Time