Subject: Death

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death Misspokements

Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Last words

I hope they bury me near a straight man.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Emotions

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Places

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Death People

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia
Last words

John Montague to John Wilkes: You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease.

Wilkes’ reply: That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

(1725 – 1797) English radical, journalist & politician
Death Insults

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Last words

I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Death Friends People Things

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier
Last words

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

Sex and death; two things that come once in a lifetime… only after death, you’re not so nauseous.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Sex

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer
Last words

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

(1657 – 1757) French author
Last words

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer
Last words

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress
Last words