Subject: Death

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Death Life Old Young

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death Life

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer
Last words

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Last words

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist
Last words

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Last words

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Last words

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party
Last words

My young son asked me what happens after we die; I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies; I guess I should have told him the truth – that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally, but I didn't want to upset him.

Death

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist
Last words

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer
Last words

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death Misspokements

Show my head to the people.  It is worth seeing.

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution
Last words

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death People Places

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder
Last words

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Government President

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer
Last words

Death is an acquired trait.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death