Subject: Life

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

(1813 – 1855) Danish philosopher, theologian, poet, social critic & author

Life is just a bowl of pits.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy; I can't figure it out…. what am I doing right?

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian

Life is uncertain… eat dessert first.

(1925 – ) American writer

The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.

(1879 – 1972) U.S. governor (South Carolina)

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Life: A party you join after it has started and leave before it’s finished.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist