Subject: Entertainment

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

(1941 – ) American dancer & choreographer

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

(David John Moore Cornwell) (1931 – ) British author

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

(1788 – 1824) English poet

I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.

(1980 – ) American singer

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster

Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

The Venus de Milo is a good example of what happens to somebody who won't stop biting her fingernails.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

The prize on that show: another contestant.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend – if you have one.

Churchill’s reply: Impossible to be present for the first performance; will attend second – if there is one.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

English Channel: The BBC.

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.

(1732 – 1799) French playwright, inventor, musician & diplomat

Gravitation is the only logical factor a sculptor has to contend with.

(1906 – 1965) American sculptor