Subject: Entertainment

The only part I believed was at the end of the movie when she wouldn't move her ass over and let him on the raft with her.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes; art is knowing which ones to keep.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

I am a typed director; if I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

You know I'm the only Iraqi comedian… yeah true… at least that makes us three more than Germany.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

I watch so much Netflix that, rather than suggesting more shows for me to watch, it’s started suggesting I go outside.

British stand-up comedian

The original Mickey Mouse cartoon was in Mouse, with English subtitles.

comedian

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I bought a portable cable TV.

comedian

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Sex is like art; most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

writer, website creator

Playing ‘Bop’ is like ‘Scrabble’ with all the vowels missing.

(1899 – 1974) American composer, pianist & bandleader

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Opera has made me consider suicide.

(1939 – American actor, comedian & writer

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

There is no more somber enemy of good art than the pram in the hall.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer