Subject: Science/Weather

While the difficulties and dangers of problems tend to increase at a geometric rate, the knowledge and manpower qualified to deal with these problems tend to increase linearly.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

In mathematics you don't understand things… you just get used to them.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3.

(1943 – 2004) author & psychologist

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

According to modern astronomers, space is finite; this is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English?… it means liar.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

The National Academy of Sciences would be unable to give a unanimous decision if asked whether the sun would rise tomorrow.

(1932 – ) American biologist & educator

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

American author

The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

(1947 – ) American philosopher of science

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist