Subject: Science/Weather

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.

(1906 – 2005) architect
Science/Weather

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English?… it means liar.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Communication Language Science/Weather

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer
Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

He has left his body to science… and science is contesting the will.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality
Appearance Body Insults Science/Weather

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

Headlines Science/Weather

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Science/Weather

Without geography you're nowhere.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Places Science/Weather

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Family Science/Weather

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Science/Weather Situations

I ran into Isosceles; he has a great idea for a new triangle!

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather

It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.

(1978 – ) American comic writer
Appearance Body People Science/Weather Self

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Places Science/Weather

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.

(1940 – ) American ventriloquist, comedian & actor
Science/Weather

Yes, but when I discovered it, it stayed discovered.

(1936 – 2013) American mathematician
Science/Weather

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Science/Weather