Subject: Science/Weather

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Science/Weather

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If a scientist were to cut his ear off, no one would take it as evidence of a heightened sensibility.

(1915 – 1987) Brazilian/British biologist
Intelligence Occupations Science/Weather Work

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Football Misspokements Science/Weather Sports

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.

Science/Weather

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress
Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Money Science/Weather Work

A lot of people like snow, but I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian
Science/Weather

What goes up must come down… but don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Science/Weather

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Cold New York City Places Science/Weather Situations

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Education Facts Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

Definitions Health Science/Weather

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Scientists who dislike the restraints of highly organized research like to remark that a truly great research worker needs only three pieces of equipment – a pencil, a piece of paper, and a brain… but they quote this maxim more often at academic banquets than at budget hearings.

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Cold Science/Weather Situations

Plenty of people believe in energy conservation – mainly their own.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Science/Weather