Subject: Money

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Friends Money People Young

Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Health Money

If you want to know what God thinks of money, you only have to look at those to whom he gives it.

(1874 – 1945) English writer, translator & war correspondent
Beliefs God Money

The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return; it’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author
Characteristics Honesty Money

Markets can remain irrational a lot longer than you and I can remain solvent.

American financial analyst & commentator
Money

A billion here, a billion there—pretty soon it adds up to real money.

(1896 – 1969) American congressman & senator (Illinois)
Government Money

It’s only when the tide goes out that you discover who’s been swimming naked.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Clothing Money

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Scotsman: A man who, before sending his pajamas to the laundry, stuffs a sock in each pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Frugal Money People

Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

I was once so broke I forgot whether you cut steak with a knife or drank it with a spoon.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Food/Drink Money Poverty

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

When a man says money can do anything… he hasn’t got any.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was so poor I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Food/Drink Money Poverty Young

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge
Emotions Love Money

What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

cartoon character in, The Simpsons (Harry Shearer)
Money TV/Movie Quotes

If I’m making millions to put a ball through a hoop, you can’t ever piss me off.

(1975 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
Money Occupations Sports Work

Don King doesn’t care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Money Poverty

If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.

Wisconsin politician, professor & writer
Marriage Money

Every crowd has a silver lining.

(1810 – 1891) American politician, showman & businessman
Money People