Subject: Success

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.

(1939 – ) American baseball player

Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Dirty blonde … I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

businessman

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president