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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where are all the Sour Patch parents?
Bo Burnham
American comedian
Miscellaneous
The Quotable A**hole
Eric Grzymkowski
Miscellaneous
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Clothing
Life
Miscellaneous
From Calvin & Hobbes
Limberlost, Missouri
Miscellaneous
One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.
Miscellaneous
California Mayor Curbs Self Over Dog Poop Incident
ABC News
Miscellaneous
San Marino CA
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
We’ve had to get a live-in nanny, ‘cos that dead one wasn’t working out.
Lee Mack
(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
Miscellaneous
Nanny
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
Murray: Being fired is like being violated!Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Miscellaneous
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
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