Subject: Miscellaneous

I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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If I lived back in the olden days, and the doctor put leeches on me, I’d tell him to put them on my face, in the shape of a beard, so I could see how I’d look.

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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Broke out with money

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

He's busier than a cat with two tails.

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I wouldn’t mind if animals ate my body, after I’m dead. And before I’m dead, they could lick me.

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day up on deck, I guess I’d go, but I’d try to find some excuse to leave early.

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

American football player, coach & administrator
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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

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Go hog wild

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.

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Too bad you can’t buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

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It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

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