Subject: Miscellaneous

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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Strong as a new well rope

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I guess I’ll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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Practical Demonkeeping


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The Origin of Feces: What Excrement Tells Us about Evolution, Ecology, and a Sustainable Society

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It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly… but also, check out his Adam’s apple!

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I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call “image fuzz-out,” but I’ve never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn’t totally go by what I’ve just said here.

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Rehabilitation

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

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Like a two-forty trot

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Like getting an ox out of the ditch

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Heart, We Did All We Could

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Well, shut my mouth.

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