Subject: Miscellaneous

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

Green as a gourd

Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

Where are all the Sour Patch parents?

American comedian

The Quotable A**hole

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Limberlost,  Missouri

One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

California Mayor Curbs Self Over Dog Poop Incident

Narrow between the eyes.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

We’ve had to get a live-in nanny, ‘cos that dead one wasn’t working out.

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor

Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

Well, I swanny…

Go piss up a rope.

Murray: Being fired is like being violated!

Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes