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Either fish or cut bait.

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it.

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She can burn water.

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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach: a sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don’t taste like it.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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Seen better legs on a table.

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You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

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Pull in your horns.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Witch Doctor

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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We in the short rows.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.

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Go hog wild

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She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

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I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog… but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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