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Bridge
Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.
Anonymous
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Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.
Anonymous
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Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.
Anonymous
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Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.
Anonymous
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One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.
Anonymous
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All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.
Orwell's Law of Bridge
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Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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(also Woody Allen)
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