Subject: Signs

The Copier is out of Order!  Yes – We have called the serviceman.

Yes – He will be in today.  No – We cannot fix it.

No – We do not know how long it will take.

No – We do not know what caused it.

No – We do not know who broke it.  Yes – We are keeping it.

No – We do not know what you are going to do now.  Thank You