Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 5)

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

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People Yogi-isms

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

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Yogi-isms

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

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Eating Food/Drink Yogi-isms

Yeah, only in America could a thing like that happen.

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Yogi-isms

It’s never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

Don’t get me right; I’m just asking!

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Yogi-isms

It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

We have a good time together, even when we’re not together

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Marriage Yogi-isms

The only reason I need these gloves is ‘cause of my hands.

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Yogi-isms

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

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Places Yogi-isms

I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

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Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.

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Yogi-isms

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

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Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

The future ain’t what it used to be.

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Future Time Yogi-isms

If I didn’t wake up, I’d still be sleeping.

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Situations Sleep Yogi-isms

It was pretty good… even the music was nice.

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Yogi-isms

Shut up and talk.

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Communication Conversation Speech Yogi-isms