Subject: Activities » Drugs (Page 2)

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? … asking for myself.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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At school, Applied Math was all about working out grams and dollars… we called it Crystal Math.

comedian
Drugs Science/Weather

There are three side effects of acid; enhanced long term memory, decreased short term memory… and I forget the third.


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I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher
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How to be a Drug Dealer

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I'm not addicted to cocaine… I just like the way it smells.

(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.

American football player
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When I was on acid, I’d see things like beams of light and I’d hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs… like custom officers.

(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
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Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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A libertarian is just a Republican who takes drugs.

(1951 – ) American anarchist writer
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When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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All the years this guy did drugs, no one could have slipped him some calcium?

comedian
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I went on a job interview and the lady asked me if I’d pass a drug test; I said, “Yeah, if it’s written.”

American comedian
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My friend died doing what he loved… heroin.

Canadian-American comedian, writer & columnist
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Sometimes I'm so bored at a party, I'll slip myself a roofie.

comedian & author
Drugs Self Situations

If I drop out of school, where am I gonna find drugs?

Palestinian/American comedian
Activities Drugs School Situations

Let me ask you… would crack be so bad, and would people think so harshly of crack, if it were called 'crackle'?

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian
Activities Communication Drugs Language

Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage

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