Subject: Activities » Drugs (Page 3)

Crystal meth's a good drug if you need to walk to St. Louis one weekend.

(1967 – ) American comedian, actor, radio personality & author
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I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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You know you're too high when you're eating cereal naked and your girlfriend says, 'Put your clothes on,' and then you realize it's not your girlfriend, it's some woman on a bus.

American comedian & actor
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout; that's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

(1956 – 2016) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Let crack and heroin be manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies, that way nobody can afford them.

American comedian & writer
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Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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When I was in college, we did mushrooms and acid… and did I mention acid?

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoe museum?

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I don't need drugs anymore, thank God; I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
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There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher
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If I drop out of school, where am I gonna find drugs?

Palestinian/American comedian
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Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
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It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

American comedian & television host
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I don’t do drugs anymore – than, say, the average touring funk band.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage

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Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
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My Big Sister Takes Drugs

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
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