Subject: Activities » Games

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.

Activities Definitions Games

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Activities Games Money

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Games

One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

Activities Games

Here we have a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double-entry bookkeeping.

internet columnist
Activities Games

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Games

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Activities Games Situations

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities Characteristics Games

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Games

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Activities Computers Games Sports Things

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places