Subject: Activities » Games

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Games

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games

Have ever played Strip Trivial Pursuit? … what that is… is you, sitting on a chair with no clothes on, feeling fat, watching someone fully clothed beat you at Trivial Pursuit.

(1981 – ) English writer, stand-up comedian & actress
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Games

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

Activities Games

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Games

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games Honesty

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Food/Drink Games

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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