Subject: Activities » Games

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Beliefs Games

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Health

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Games People

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Children Games

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

The score never interested me, only the game.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Food/Drink Games

Here we have a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double-entry bookkeeping.

internet columnist
Activities Games

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Animals Games

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws