Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Activities Games

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Health

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Beliefs Games

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

The score never interested me, only the game.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Activities Games Situations

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Activities Games Money

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Games

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

I knew my parents hated me because my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Games Things

One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Games People

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games People

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time