Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Activities Games

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Beliefs Games

One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

Activities Games

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Activities Games Situations

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Games

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Animals Games

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Games Situations

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life

Here we have a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double-entry bookkeeping.

internet columnist
Activities Games

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Games

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities Death Games People Self

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life