Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Health

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities Characteristics Games

Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.

Activities Definitions Games

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Food/Drink Games

One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Games People

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games People

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Children Games

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Activities Games

Have ever played Strip Trivial Pursuit? … what that is… is you, sitting on a chair with no clothes on, feeling fat, watching someone fully clothed beat you at Trivial Pursuit.

(1981 – ) English writer, stand-up comedian & actress
Activities Games

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Activities Games

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Activities Computers Games Sports Things

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Beliefs Games

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations