Subject: Activities » Games (Page 3)

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

When in doubt, take the trick.

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian