Subject: Activities » Games (Page 3)

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
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One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

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I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
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Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
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Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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