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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Anonymous
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Games
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Card tricks
Poker
When in doubt, take the trick.
Hoyle's Rule
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Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.
Lavia's Law of Tennis
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Tennis
Here we have a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double-entry bookkeeping.
Cecil Adams
internet columnist
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[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.
Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
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Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.
Anonymous
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
Walter Matthau
(1920 – 2000) American actor
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Life’s too short for chess.
Henry James Byron
(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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