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Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Activities Games

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Health

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Animals Games

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games People