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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

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Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
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I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?' … it's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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