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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
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Games
Cards
Trust
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Games
Situations
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Psychic
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.
Anonymous
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Life’s too short for chess.
Henry James Byron
(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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When in doubt, take the trick.
Hoyle's Rule
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The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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The one who least wants to play is the one who will win
Thomas' Law
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I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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Games
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