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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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There's no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn't get any worse.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?… look inside your pants and if you find a penis in there, it's not time.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
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There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

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If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

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Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
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The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.

(1939 – ) English actress
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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
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You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

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Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it.. so finally I went out and bought some slippers.

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
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I do clean up a little if company is coming; I'll wipe the lipstick off the milk container.

(1952 – ) comedian
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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