Subject: Activities » Housework (Page 2)

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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Excuse the mess but we live here.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called “Suffering From a Mental Illness.”

(1975 – ) blogger
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I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet
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There's no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn't get any worse.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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My second favorite household chore is ironing, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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I’m eighteen years behind on my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.

(1832 – 1888) novelist
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

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Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

writer
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You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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