Subject: Activities » Housework (Page 2)

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Activities Housework Life Proverbs

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Housework People Situations

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Activities Housework

I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
Housework

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Emotions Housework Love

Don't cook… don’t clean; no man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Activities Housework Sex

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Housework Work

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

writer
Activities Housework

The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.

(1939 – ) English actress
Activities Housework Men

I do clean up a little if company is coming; I'll wipe the lipstick off the milk container.

(1952 – ) comedian
Activities Housework

My second favorite household chore is ironing, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Housework

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

(1832 – 1888) novelist
Housework Work

How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?… look inside your pants and if you find a penis in there, it's not time.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Housework Men People Situations

Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives

There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Appearance Clothing Housework

You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
Activities Housework

There's no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn't get any worse.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Housework Situations Work

I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

comedian
Housework Men People

It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

Housework Murphy’s Laws