Subject: Activities » Housework (Page 3)

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Housework Women Work

I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

comedian
Housework Men People

I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Divorce Housework Marriage

You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
Activities Housework

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Housework

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
Housework Situations Things Work

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Housework Work

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Housework Work

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Housework Places

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

I did think about adopting… an 18-year-old girl from Thailand, whose hobbies include vacuuming and some light dusting.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Girls Housework People Relationships

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws