Subject: Activities » Housework (Page 3)

I do clean up a little if company is coming; I'll wipe the lipstick off the milk container.

(1952 – ) comedian
Activities Housework

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Housework Places

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them; my mother cleans them.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Family Housework Mothers

There's no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn't get any worse.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Housework Situations Work

The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.

(1939 – ) English actress
Activities Housework Men

There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it.. so finally I went out and bought some slippers.

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
Activities Housework

I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
Activities Housework

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

(1832 – 1888) novelist
Housework Work

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

Men – because of a tragic flaw – cannot see dirt until there is enough of it to support agriculture.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Housework Men People

Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives

I’m eighteen years behind on my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework