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I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

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Men – because of a tragic flaw – cannot see dirt until there is enough of it to support agriculture.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
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I’m eighteen years behind on my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be; no one cares, why should you?

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.

(1832 – 1888) novelist
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