Subject: Activities » Sleep (Page 2)

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

My nightmares have coming attractions.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Follow seven beers with a couple of Scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

The amount of sleep needed by the average person is five minutes more.

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There never was a child so lovely, but his mother was glad to get him asleep.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

If I didn’t wake up, I’d still be sleeping.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

For [my husband], getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

He slept more than any other president… Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

I’m not a very good sleeper, but you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

(1982 – ) American author

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish… my dreams were broadcast all over the world.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Insomnia: The inability to sleep even when it’s time to get up.

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows; when I woke up, my pillow was missing.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.