Subject: Age » Old (Page 10)

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Age Old

You know you're getting old when you start to dress in more than six colors.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author
Age Appearance Clothing Old

That dame is older than the Continental Shelf!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old

I believe in loyalty… when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

(1919 – 1995) Hungarian-born American socialite & actress
Age Old People Women

A sexagenarian? At his age? I think that’s disgusting!

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Age Misspokements Old Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Sometimes I feel that I’m not just aging… I’m decomposing.

(1949 – ) American federal judge
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Old age is no place for sissies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Age Characteristics Old

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Old People

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost… they are added to the ages of other women.


(1499 – 1566) French noblewoman & prominent courtier
Age Old People Women

I’m at the age where I have to find my hearing aid to ask where my glasses are.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Age Life Old

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
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I personally stay away from natural foods; at my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Food/Drink Old

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor
Activities Age Old

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Age Book Titles Old

I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Friends Old People Self

He has become the oldest living cute boy in the world.

(1953 – ) American author, journalist & opinion columnist
Age Appearance Insults Old

You know how your friends are all morons, and they got the stories wrong all the time?… it’s the same here with the Bible.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer
Friends Intelligence Old People

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

(1870 – 1965) businessman & politician
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