Subject: Age » Old (Page 13)

Old age is like learning a new profession; and not one of your own choosing.

(1907 – ) French-born American historian of ideas & culture
Age Old

Geriatricide joint

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Malaprops Old

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Age Old

She's all done up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Age Appearance Insults Old

I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer
Age Books Old Reading/Writing

At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Characteristics Old

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor
Activities Age Old

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

(1879 – 1964) British politician
Activities Age Old

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Age Food/Drink Money Old

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

When you become senile, you won't know it.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Age Health Memory Old

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Old Things

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Age Old Shopping

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age Appearance Old People Women

Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Old

Old age is no place for sissies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Age Characteristics Old

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

I personally stay away from natural foods; at my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Food/Drink Old

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Old Science/Weather Sports

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age Baseball Old Sports

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Children Friends Old People