Subject: Age » Old (Page 14)

You're never too old to become younger.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Age Old

You’ll have to ask somebody older than me.

(1883 – 1983) American composer, lyricist & pianist
Age Old Sex

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age Appearance Old People Women

The older I get, the better I used to be.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Age Golf Old Sports

My wife and I are discussing whether we’re going to spank our child or not; I say wait ’til she does something wrong.

American comedian
Children Family Old

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Age Law Old Sex

Old Age: When you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.

Age Definitions Old

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age Old Success Young

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author
Age Appearance Clothing Old

He’s so old his social security number is two digits.

Age Insults Old

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Appearance Body Clothing Old

The only good thing about [aging] is you’re not dead.

(1905 –1984) American playwright
Age Old

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Age Hockey Old Sports

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have remembrances of what never happened.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Age Old Young

Oh, to be seventy again.

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist
Age Old

It was traumatic for me — not as traumatic as turning gay.

television executive & comedian
Age Old

At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Health Old Relationships

After the age of 80, you seem to be having breakfast every day.

(1907 – 2005) was an English poet & playwright
Age Old

When you feel that you would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

Age Old Young

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

As I get older I'm going to hear "You look great" a lot less than I'm going to hear "You look sick.”

American stand-up comedian
Age Appearance Health Old