Subject: Age » Old (Page 4)

I got my start in silent radio.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Age Old

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
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Old age is like learning a new profession; and not one of your own choosing.

(1907 – ) French-born American historian of ideas & culture
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When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

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Did you ever look in a mirror and wonder how your pantyhose got so wrinkled… and then remember you weren’t wearing any?

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I know Im getting old – I had an accident; I was arrested for hit and walk.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve; middle age is when you're forced to.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
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It was traumatic for me — not as traumatic as turning gay.

television executive & comedian
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At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning? … Amazed!

(1881 – 1973) German economist
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor
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He's great to the old guys. He's got one trainer just to treat varicose veins.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer
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The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost… they are added to the ages of other women.


(1499 – 1566) French noblewoman & prominent courtier
Age Old People Women

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

Age Old Proverbs

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Old Situations

Eighty is a wonderful age… especially if you’re ninety.

(1900 – 1973) American journalist & editor
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The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

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As I get older I'm going to hear "You look great" a lot less than I'm going to hear "You look sick.”

American stand-up comedian
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