Subject: Age » Old (Page 4)

When you feel that you would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

Age Old Young

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Characteristics Friends Old People Women

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

(1802 – 1885) French writer
Age Old

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
Age Appearance Old

I'm not saying older women are sluttier; I'm just saying, an older woman isn't gonna make you wait 'til three in the morning 'cause she's got shit to do the next day.

American comedian
Age Old People Sex Women

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.

(106 BC – 43 BC) Roman philosopher, politician, lawyer, orator & political consul
Age Old

Oh, to be seventy again.

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist
Age Old

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Old

The average age of our bench is deceased.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Age Baseball Old Sports

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Health Old Science/Weather

There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.

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Age Old

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve; middle age is when you're forced to.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Age Old Young

He’s so old his social security number is two digits.

Age Insults Old

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.”

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Age Old

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Age Old

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age Appearance Old People Women

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Age Football Old Sports

You still chase women, but only downhill.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Dating Old

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time