Subject: Age (Page 14)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Age Death

I know Im getting old – I had an accident; I was arrested for hit and walk.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Old

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they're cramming for their final exam.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Age Old

Teenagers: People who get hungry again before the dishes are even washed.

Age Definitions

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Age Education

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

American entrepreneur & author
Age

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Friends Old People

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Age

She's all done up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Age Appearance Insults Old

I didn’t see [Christy] Mathewson, but Oquendo said he had a good slider.

American baseball player
Age Baseball Sports

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer
Age

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Age Children Old People

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Age

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.

(1912 – 1969) Norwegian figure skater & actress
Age Appearance Old Things

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Age

I knew her before she was a virgin.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age Old

Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.

Age Definitions

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Activities Age Golf Old Sports Time

As I understand President Bush's Medicare plan, it provides for unlimited coverage for anyone over 72 whose parents can pass the physical.

(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
Age Government Health Old

That man so old… he’s older than his birthday.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Age Old

She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age Insults