Subject: Age (Page 15)

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Age Time

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.

(1922 – 1973) Israeli teacher & child psychologist
Age Family Parents

After the age of 80, you seem to be having breakfast every day.

(1907 – 2005) was an English poet & playwright
Age Old

Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

Age Definitions

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
Age Old

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Children People

When I was young, poverty was so common that we didn't know it had a name.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Age Money Poverty Young

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

Forty: The most difficult age for a woman to pass; it often takes years.

Age Definitions

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

Age Proverbs Women

When you are down and out something always turns up – and it is usually the noses of your friends.

(1915 – 1985) stage & film actor & director
Friends People Situations Young

If you want to be adored by your peers and have standing ovations wherever you go – live to be over ninety.

(1887 – 1995) American theater produce, director & playwright, screenwriter & film director
Age Old

I'm 34 years old; I thought I'd be divorced by now.

American comedian
Age Divorce Marriage

When I was in high school, a “drive-by shooting” meant someone had their rear end hanging out a car window!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Activities Age Young

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.

Age Communication Old

The moment you're born you're done for.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Age

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Old Science/Weather Sports

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Age Characteristics Old

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Age Children Government Law Lawyers Young

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Age Things

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger" … every picture of you is of when you were younger.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Age Young