Subject: Age (Page 19)

I didn’t see [Christy] Mathewson, but Oquendo said he had a good slider.

American baseball player
Age Baseball Sports

I don’t look older, I just look worse.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Age Appearance Body Old

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Age Characteristics Old

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Friends Old People

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.

(1924 – 2009) English broadcaster, writer, politician & chef
Activities Age Health Time

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.

Age

Ask any woman her age, and nine times out of ten she’ll guess wrong.

comedian
Age People Women

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age Baseball Old Sports

I just need to make it to 34 and I’ve beaten Jesus at living.

(1975 – ) English comedian
Age

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
Age Old

You are 32, you are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Age Appearance Body

Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Young

Have you ever tried to put an oyster in a slot machine?

(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian
Age Old Sex

I’ve been doing it [stealing from hotels] for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Old

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat Friends People Young

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Age Old

When you've been around as long as me… you'll know that there are three types of sex… One – brand-new, kitchen-table sex; Two – bedroom sex; then number three – hallway sex… when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'f**k you.’

(1958 – ) Australian author
Age Sex

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Life