Subject: Age (Page 19)

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age Young

The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Age Old

What's the advantage of having a kid at 49?… you can both be in diapers at the same time?

stand-up comedian
Age Children Old

Ask anybody over 30 – if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they’re counting co-workers.

American comedian & television host
Age Friends Old People

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit it that far.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Age Golf Old Sports

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
Age Marriage Wives

Growing old is compulsory – growing up is optional.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Age

Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Age Definitions Old

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age Baseball Old Sports

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Age Friends Murphy’s Laws People

She may very well pass for forty three… in the dusk with the light behind her.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator
Age Insults

The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

Age Old

Youth: A good substitute for experience.

Age Definitions Young

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

(1955 – ) actor & comedian
Age Communication Reading/Writing

When we’re young, we want to change the world… when we’re old, we want to change the young.

book publisher
Age Old

I was getting dressed and a peeping Tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Appearance Body Old

The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Age Old Sex

When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

Age Characteristics Friends Murphy’s Laws Situations

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Friends God Old People