Subject: Age (Page 2)

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist
Age Communication Old

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Friends God Old People

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Age Education

I got my start in silent radio.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Age Old

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Age Education School

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Characteristics Friends Old People Women

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Age Old

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs… it’s expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Age Old

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Body Doctors Old

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

Age Definitions

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Age Old Sex

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Age

The moment you're born you're done for.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Age

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler
Age

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

(1870 – 1965) businessman & politician
Age Old

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Age Children Government Law Lawyers Young

If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age People Women

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Friends Money People Young

My health is good; it’s my age that’s bad.

(1903 – 1992) country music singer, fiddler & promoter
Age Health Old