Subject: Age (Page 25)

To what do I attribute my longevity? … bad luck.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Age Old

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.

(1841 – 1935) American jurist & Supreme Court justice
Age Old

I got my start in silent radio.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Age Old

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Age People

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Age Characteristics

He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair

Conflict Epitaphs Hair Young

Retire? … I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Entertainment Old Work

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age Baseball Old Sports

I was getting dressed and a peeping Tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Appearance Body Old

I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Friends Old People Self

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Age Hockey Old Sports

Girls used to come up to me and say, “My sister loves you.” Now they say, “My mother loves you.”

baseball player
Age Baseball Old Sports

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

singer & musician
Age

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

Age Old Proverbs

My son is 21… he’ll be 22 if I let him.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Age Children Family

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Doctors Health

I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
Age Appearance Body

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

She’ll never admit it, but I believe it is Mama.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Age Old

You know you’re getting older when you don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along

Age Marriage Old Wives