Subject: Age (Page 28)

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Children Family Speech Young

Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Young

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Children Friends Old People

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor
Activities Age Old

Oh, to be seventy again.

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist
Age Old

I’m getting pretty worried; my girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period… and she’s already 14.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Age Girlfriends People

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Appearance Body Old

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer
Age

Children are a great comfort in your old age… and they help you reach it faster too.

Age Children Family Old

Regardless of their age, most folks are not as old as they hope to be.

Age Old

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

Age Appearance Body People

So I was jealous of her [her sister] when she was fourteen and I was nineteen. I’m sure it’ll be different now that we’re both thirty-five.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age TV/Movie Quotes

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.

(1922 – 1973) Israeli teacher & child psychologist
Age Family Parents

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

Age Old Proverbs Wisdom