Subject: Age (Page 28)

Adolescence: That period when children feel their parents should be told the facts of life.

Age Definitions

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Appearance Body Fat

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Appearance Marriage

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Age Characteristics Old

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Men Old People Sex Women

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Age Book Titles Old

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Age Education

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Age Facts Old Young

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery

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Age

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

Age Proverbs Women

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

I'm 34 years old; I thought I'd be divorced by now.

American comedian
Age Divorce Marriage

I don’t look older, I just look worse.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Age Appearance Body Old

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Appearance

If you eat one apple a day for 80 years, you won't die young.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Age Death Food/Drink Health