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Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Young
Zeal
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Life
Money
Young
Yesterday: The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Young
Yesterday
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Herbert Hoover
(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
Age
Government
Money
Young
National debt
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Children
Family
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Young
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