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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president… now I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
(1857 – 1938) American lawyer
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Youth: That brief period, as distinguished from childhood or middle age, when the sexes talk to each other at a party.
Anonymous
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Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Jonathan Swift
(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
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The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was “Hang up, I got it!”
Carol Leifer
comedian, writer, actor & producer
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A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
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