Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 2)

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

Animals Cats Dogs Proverbs

Nature abhors a vacuum… but not as much as cats do.

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My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Animals Cats Dogs Relationships

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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How are you supposed to be able to tell when cat food has gone bad?

(1964 – ) American
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My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

Animals Book Titles Cats

When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.


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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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A man who was loved by 300 women singled me out to live with him… Why? … I was the only one without a cat.

(1952 – ) comedian
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Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioural scientist.


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Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

Animals Cats Definitions

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.

(1821 – 1867) French poet, essayist & art critic
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