Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 3)

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look whether they’ve seen a moth or an ax murder.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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We’ve a cat called Ben Hur; we called it Ben till it had kittens.


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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat; the last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.


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The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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Nature abhors a vacuum… but not as much as cats do.

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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy

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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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To err is human; to purr, feline.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I never married because there was no need: I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband – I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

(1855 – 1924) English writer
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.

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