Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 3)

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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Cats don’t belong to people; they belong to places.


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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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A man who was loved by 300 women singled me out to live with him… Why? … I was the only one without a cat.

(1952 – ) comedian
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

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So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy

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My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioural scientist.


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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
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Cat: A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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You've never seen a cat have sex… nobody has; the Discovery Channel hasn't caught that.

American comedian & television host
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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We’ve a cat called Ben Hur; we called it Ben till it had kittens.


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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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