Subject: Animals » Dogs (Page 3)

Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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Don't get mixed up between Pavlov and Pavlova, or you'll have salivating ballerinas and pirouetting dogs.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog; then I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult.

American comedian
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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All bachelors love dogs, and we would love children just as much if they could be taught to retrieve.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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How come dogs hate it if you blow in their faces; but when they get in the car, they stick their heads out the window.

(1952 – ) comedian
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These days it’s hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day… I make sure it’s with an elderly person holding a baby.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor
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There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Happiness is a warm puppy.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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I don't have to walk my dog anymore… I walked him all at once.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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Last night he went on the paper four times… three of those times I was reading it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Dog: An intelligent four-footed animal who walks around with an idiot on the end of his leash.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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