Subject: Animals » Dogs (Page 4)

If you want to cure your dog’s bad breath, just pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
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I tell ya, my dog is lazy; he don’t chase cars… he sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Life is like a dogsled team; if you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
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The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day… I make sure it’s with an elderly person holding a baby.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor
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… that indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution

(1906 – 1992) English academic, barrister & book-collector
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
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I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog… but he's a little sadistic; he does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.

comedian & television writer
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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I wonder what goes through [your dog’s] mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

American writer
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Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

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I love my hunting dog… well I loved my hunting dog… I'm not very good at hunting.

Canadian-American comedian & writer
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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You might be a redneck if… you ever named a child after a dog.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
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