Subject: Animals » Dogs (Page 6)

If you want to cure your dog’s bad breath, just pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
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Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
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We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog; well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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What's black and white and brown and looks good on a lawyer? … a Doberman.

(1931 – 2001) Canadian author, screenwriter & essayist
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How come dogs hate it if you blow in their faces; but when they get in the car, they stick their heads out the window.

(1952 – ) comedian
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one: She was livid… “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
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Let sleeping ducks lie.

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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

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Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling Man up to its level of sagacity, but Man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
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