Subject: Animals » Dogs (Page 7)

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; this is the principal difference between dog and man.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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How can you tell if a Korean broke into your house?… your dog is missing, and your homework is done.

(1962 – ) American television host, actress & comedian
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
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All bachelors love dogs, and we would love children just as much if they could be taught to retrieve.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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