Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 10)

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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I'm in terrible shape… I need a nap after I fart.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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I saw a guy today who had rings and hooks and pens and antennas hanging out his cheeks and his eyebrows; looked like somebody hit him in the head with a tackle box.

(1973 – ) American stand-up comedian
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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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I got a book for my birthday “How to make it big.” I had to take it back, it was about money

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Appearance Body Insults

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

His favorite exercise is climbing tall people.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Insults

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Appearance Body People Women

I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to Ripley’s Believe It or Not: they sent it back and said, “We don’t believe it.”

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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You would think with all the money she saves on food she could buy a dress.

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Body Characteristics Death Fat

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Body odor is nature’s alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm.

American comedian
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I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Appearance Body Places

Butt: The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger.”

Appearance Body Definitions

When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
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