Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 15)

I'm in terrible shape… I need a nap after I fart.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)
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‘Homemade’ sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

American comedian & actor
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Elizabeth Taylor is wearing Orson Welles designer jeans.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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I dress for women… I undress for men.

(1931 – ) American actress
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She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.

(1927 – 1987) actor, dancer, choreographer, director, screenwriter & director
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So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach
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You are 32, you are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
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Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she's been givin’ me lately.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Honey, beside me, you look like Tony Randall!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Appearance Body Insults

I was never over-weight, just under-tall; the correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.

(1951 – ) Irish comedian & singer
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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

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Relax, Georgie, I'm just making my collar and cuffs match.

(1908 – 1942) American actress
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When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
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Liposuction: A surgical procedure from which the patient emerges significantly lighter in both pounds and dollars.

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Al, why don't you get a haircut?

(1897 – 1961) American actress
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You might be a redneck if… the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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Pizza is like a lady’s breasts: there’s good pizza… and there’s great pizza; but there isn’t bad pizza.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Professional model: cheekbones that sell cosmetics; hipbones that sell anorexia.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Appearance Body Definitions

One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
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