Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 16)

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

television writer, producer & director
Appearance Body Situations

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says “Forever.”

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance Body

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.

American basketball broadcaster
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Relax, Georgie, I'm just making my collar and cuffs match.

(1908 – 1942) American actress
Appearance Body

That's like the Queen Mary losing a deck chair.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Appearance Body Fat

I speak two languages, Body and English.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Body Communication Language

The worst thing about having a weak chin is it takes me about three to four hours to change a pillow case.

comedian
Appearance Body

She had curves in places other women don’t even have places.

(1950 – ) American actress, singer & model
Appearance Body

My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make people laugh with it, at least it's being used.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director
Acting Appearance Body Entertainment

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer
Age Appearance Body Women

Damn your nose, madam… there’s no end to it!

(1727 – 1788) English painter
Appearance Body Insults

I don't know if you've ever lived with a pregnant woman before, but the whole time she's pregnant, she's walking around the house like, 'Oh my God, I gained 45 extra pounds, I sweat when I eat, and I vomit every morning,' and I'm like, 'No kidding…

stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat Situations

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Self

They don't make 'em too big for this business.

(1928 – ) American stripper, burlesque star & actress
Appearance Body Entertainment