Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 17)

I’d like to grow old with my face still moving.


Appearance Body

Eunuch: One who is cut off from temptation.

Body Definitions

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Appearance Body

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

Age Appearance Body People

Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body.

Halley Reed: Wouldn’t you rather leave it to science?

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress
Body TV/Movie Quotes

Square meals often make round people.

American entrepreneur & author
Appearance Body Cooking Fat Food/Drink

My body is a temple; unfortunately, my diet is ISIS.

American comedian
Appearance Body Self

I’d like to borrow [Cassius] Clay’s body for 48 hours. There are three guys I’d like to beat up and four women I’d like to make love to.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Appearance Body Boxing Sports

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body People Self

There are two reasons why I’m in show business, and I’m standing on both of them.

(1916 – 1973) American actress, dancer, singer & pin-up girl
Appearance Body Entertainment

Al, why don't you get a haircut?

(1897 – 1961) American actress
Appearance Body Hair

Belly: The veranda over the toy shop.

Appearance Body Definitions

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Body Definitions

You know you're getting fat when you go to unbutton the top of your pants – and you already did it.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

He's had so many face-lifts, his face has moved to the top of his head, you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie!

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Body Insults

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Things

On the other hand… you have different fingers.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Body Communication Language

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Body Old

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion; he said okay, you’re ugly too.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly