Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 19)

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

My girlfriend has lovely colored eyes; I particularly like the blue one.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast; turned out to be a trick knee.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

He was so ugly… he hurt my feelings.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

(1910 – 1997) American writer

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

television writer, producer & director

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I speak two languages, Body and English.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

She had curves in places other women don’t even have places.

(1950 – ) American actress, singer & model

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight; when a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

The scrotum – a design fault, excess elbow skin put in between mens legs to keep their balls so they don't have to hold them in their hand… although it didn't work!

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.

(1969 – ) American actress, dancer, singer & entrepreneur