Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 2)

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Kiss and make up – but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.

(1939 – ) American actor, dancer, singer, producer & choreographer

Anyone might become homosexual after seeing Glenda Jackson naked.

(1939 – 2001) British author & journalist

I told my wife that there was a chance that radiation might hurt my reproductive organs, but she said in her opinion it’s a small price to pay.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I'm not against half-naked girls – not as often as I'd like to be.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic

There are two reasons why I’m in show business, and I’m standing on both of them.

(1916 – 1973) American actress, dancer, singer & pin-up girl

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Professional model: cheekbones that sell cosmetics; hipbones that sell anorexia.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Never trust a man with short legs… his brain's too near his bottom.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

She had curves in places other women don’t even have places.

(1950 – ) American actress, singer & model

Girdle: The difference between fact and figure.

I would give my left nut for a really nice guitar… I don't actually play the guitar, but I have three testicles.

(1981 – ) American comedian, writer & actor

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

I’d like to grow old with my face still moving.