Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 23)

You are 32, you are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Age Appearance Body

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?


Appearance Body Fat Sports

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance Body People

I told my wife that there was a chance that radiation might hurt my reproductive organs, but she said in her opinion it’s a small price to pay.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

There is an obesity epidemic; one out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body

I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me.

(1978 – ) American comic writer
Appearance Body

She’s so hairy – when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Hair Insults

I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Appearance Body

I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Appearance Body