Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 23)

She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.

(1927 – 1987) actor, dancer, choreographer, director, screenwriter & director

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

(1861 – 1950) American writer

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Relax, Georgie, I'm just making my collar and cuffs match.

(1908 – 1942) American actress

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.


(1907 – 1973) poet & critic

I'm not against half-naked girls – not as often as I'd like to be.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked – and they don’t know we’re bald.

comedian

Silicone Treatment: The bust that money can buy.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion; he said okay, you’re ugly too.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor