Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 23)

If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I’m going to nip, tuck it, and suck it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Body

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body Love People

He (Jimmie Foxx) has muscles in his hair.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Appearance Body

A bag of tattooed bones in a sequined slingshot.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer
Appearance Body Clothing Insults

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Short girls who take all the tall guys.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Sports

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons.

(1913 – 1964) American film actor
Appearance Body

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

professional football player
Appearance Body Football Health Sports