Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 3)

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Appearance Body Fat People Women

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Body Definitions

I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Appearance Body

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body

My body is a temple; unfortunately, my diet is ISIS.

American comedian
Appearance Body Self

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.

American basketball broadcaster
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out; but I can usually shut her up with cookies.

singer & musician
Appearance Body Fat Food/Drink

Professional model: cheekbones that sell cosmetics; hipbones that sell anorexia.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Appearance Body Definitions

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

Appearance Body Fat

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
Activities Appearance Body Fat Self

Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady.

(1898 – 1981) American costume designer
Appearance Body Clothing Women

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

comedian, writer, actor & producer
Body Sex Women

If it weren't for my Adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Self

Penis: Part of the male anatomy which contains the brain.

Body Definitions Men

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Appearance Body Characteristics

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Do you know how short you have to be to have a Napoleon complex in North Korea?

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance Body Places