Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 5)

She had curves in places other women don’t even have places.

(1950 – ) American actress, singer & model

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I'm not against half-naked girls – not as often as I'd like to be.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

television writer, producer & director

My girlfriend told me I had the body of a Greek god and I said you don’t know sh*t about Greek mythology.

(1976 – ) American stand-up comedian

You want to have a little fun, go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

Christians can have big tits, too.

(1921 – 2011) American film actress & sex symbol

Brain: The apparatus with which we think we think.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

He had one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.

(1969 – ) American actress, dancer, singer & entrepreneur

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His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies – 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer